Recently it was mentioned in the comments somewhere that the titles of Cassie Edwards's books might be improved if you replaced Savage with Sausage. I have decided to test this theory.

For those who are not familiar with what I'm talking about, Cassie Edwards is a romance novelist who was caught plagiarizing earlier this year. When confronted, she ( Read more... )

  Smart Bitches, Trashy Books has provided us with the latest Cassie Edwards book cover.

It is simply too good for words.

Be sure to read all the comments.  The trolls are cute.

Out of boredom, I have looked at Amazon reviews for the book I read.  Here is the lone, sane reviewer:

SAVAGE HONOR is the tale of Shawndee, a girl forced to dress as a boy so as not to tempt the drunks that frequent her mother's saloon. Shadow Hawk, a Seneca chief, is appalled by his fellow warriors, who go to the saloon most every night to get ' ( Read more... )

 The book is finished.

Dear Sherrilyn Kenyon and J.R. Ward:  I take back every single negative thing I ever said about either of you and your writing abilities.  Well, Kenyon, I'm still holding Dream Lover against you, and Ward, you seriously need to reconsider Phury, but beyond that...

Dear Christopher Paolini:  Honestly, it's a tough one.  Some ( Read more... )

I have been fed.  I have chocolate.  I have checked the f-list and noted the shameless linking.

I will now "read" the second half.

Post to be updated until I finish.

ETA 1:

Now that she has found the scalps, Busty BG has decided that she's being forced to bend to Mighty Wang's every whim and objects to him expecting her to wear the clothes she was ( Read more... )

This post won't be added to anymore, as I'm breaking to fix dinner, and it's pretty long already.

I will say, though, that I can see why she's so popular now.  Not because of anything resembling quality, but because of the amazingly simplistic writing style.  The sentence structure, grammar and vocabulary are all very, very simple and ( Read more... )

A few things before I begin:

1.  These things don't deserve my "books" tag.

2.  Lets get something straight before I get started and everyone starts "all romance novels suck" and "there's no such thing as a good romance novel" and "all that matters is the sex scenes in these things anyway":  romance novels are like any other genre, regardless of ( Read more... )

smillaraaq wants Savage Honor(Edwards again) so she can pick it apart and compare it to her own reference materials, and I can provide it for her without Edwards getting an extra penny, so I shall do so. However, while the onthers just sound amazingly awful, this one sounds even WORSE, and 100 rimes more cliched, not to mention more obviously racist ( Read more... )

Both of the Cassie Edwards books that I have have already been gone through by Smart Bitches, Trashy Books.  Honestly, guys, I doubt I'll find things they didn't.  They went over both pretty thoroughly in this document.  One of them, though, is apparently the book where she not only copies the author's note from somewhere else, but also where she ( Read more... )

For anyone not aware of the significance, please click the tag. All I can think is that they were in the grab bags at the booksale a few months ago. The books are titled Savage Dream and Savage Obsession.

Here are the back cover decscriptions:

Savage Dream:

CRY OF PASSION

Under her father's strict rule, sultry Maria was forbidden to even gaze upon ( Read more... )